/u/morganjr25's posts
[WP] During a scuffle a superhero and villain find themselves handcuffed together with power cancelling cuffs. The hero is shocked when the authorities take the opportunity to try to grab both of them. Now on the run they must work together while the villain tells them a few home truths
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[WP] “And you shall be our virgin sacrifice” the robed cult leader commanded. “Uh virgin?” The man said “I told that guy I never had a GIRLfriend.”
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[WP] When you were taken hunting the animals turned into tame pets. When learning to fence you broke into a dance. You sing though your horse riding lesson. You might be the first Disney Prince to inherit his mother's powers
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[WP] “Did you curse my husband” you demanded. “Which one’s your husband?” asked the witch. “That guy in the town square. The one on fire. Covered in snakes. And getting struck by lightning.” The witch suddenly looked flustered “What makes your think he’s been cursed? Maybe he’s just sick.”
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[WP] "So why do they call you the evil witch of the dark forest?" "Um, cause of all the murders and hexing I do." "No not the witch part, that's obvious. Why do they call it the dark forest? All the flowers and trees, its quite nice here."
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[WP] Two broke con artists marry, each one thinking the other is a rich target. Now on honeymoon both try to get the other to buy them expensive gifts
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[WP] Every psychic in your family gets a personal spirit to help and advise them. Some have monks or holy men, some doctors or explorers, a rare few have minor heroes. You have a pirate captain. He might be a loud, drunk and prone to outbursts but his advice does seem to be helping your self-esteem
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[WP] “Doctor patient confidentiality ends when the patient dies” claimed the first lawyer “My client isn’t dead” he gestured to the lady next to him “so they had no right to see her files” “She isn’t alive!” “She might not be alive, but she isn’t dead. And undead individuals still have rights”
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[WP] By day you’re a highly successful financial trader. Loved by the rich, hated by the poor. At night you steal from your clients as the worlds greatest art and jewel thief. The rich hating you, the poor loving you. But no one has guessed where all that money you make and steal is going.
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