/u/morganjr25's posts
[WP] Your husband has a strange quirk with his baking. The worse one of his cakes look, the better it tastes. Your trying to come up with reasons why your important guests should try the sloppy lopsided bulging cake and not the pristine sponge cake sat on the counter
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[WP] It was only after they defeated the rulers of a dystopian government the rebels realised each one of them had a different idea on what sort of government there should be next.
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[WP] A teacher at a school for superhuman children spends parent teacher night musing on how villains seem to be the best parents and hero’s the worst.
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[WP] "You bit my girlfriend!" "Just ... a little. I was half changed so it's not bad." "But. You. Bit. Her. Now I have to explain to her not only is the supernatural real but she's just been turned by my werewolf roommate." "Well I was half human at the time so it's 50/50 chance she got the curse."
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[WP] As a hero you've battled mad scientists, evil geniuses and crazed engineers. This might be the first time you've fought a criminal nutritionist.
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[WP] You run a class in your gym to learn freestyle parkor. You suspect most of the class are wannabe hero's and villains who want to learn to jump from roof to roof without hurting themselves. The main giveaway is they keep stopping to pose heroicly or monologue
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[WP] The billionaire superheroes are rather confused. How is this new hero better than any of them when they're working on a budget.
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[WP] Number one is a mind reader. Two can create force fields. Four is ex special military. Five owns the ‘Cane of pain’ walking stick. Six is the mistress of disguise. Why exactly is this band of anti-heroes asking you to be the new Number Three.
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[WP] "No, the expression is 'a jack of all trades, a master of none'. You dont hire someone cause they call themselves 'a jack of all trades'. You should have hired a real expert. Several experts. Cause you also can't have him working in six departments simultaneously. For so many reasons!"
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