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[WP] Everyone knows of Cthulhu, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, and the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods as terrifying, horrible beings of unimaginable scope and power. Who people don't remember is those unimaginably powerful beings that are much kinder towards humankind. This is their story.

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[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse. Cornered by a zombie, you panic and just shout "stop!". Turns out you can control and command zombies.

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[WP] Your job is simple: go from planet to planet to see if newly space-faring people are ready to join intergalactic society yet. Arriving on the planet Earth, you discover that Earth culture isn't the best you've encountered, and it isn't the worst... but it does have the most of something.

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[WP] You wake up one morning to the sound of rain. Looking outside, you realise the rain isn't water. It is, quite literally, raining men.

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[WP] After showing your parents the pictures and videos you took on your phone to no avail, you come to an upsetting realisation: it's not that the adults don't believe, it's that, somehow, they CAN'T believe in Santa.

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[WP] The supervillain presses the button and all landmasses on Earth are destroyed. Unfortunately, the villain's only map was a dumbass Reddit meme that didn't have Canada, Finland, or New Zealand on it.

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[WP] Everyone knows of Cthulhu, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, and the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods as terrifying, horrible beings of unimaginable scope and power. Who people don't remember is those unimaginably powerful beings that are much kinder towards humankind. This is their story.	5
[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse. Cornered by a zombie, you panic and just shout "stop!". Turns out you can control and command zombies.	3
[WP] Your job is simple: go from planet to planet to see if newly space-faring people are ready to join intergalactic society yet. Arriving on the planet Earth, you discover that Earth culture isn't the best you've encountered, and it isn't the worst... but it does have the most of something.	2
[WP] You wake up one morning to the sound of rain. Looking outside, you realise the rain isn't water. It is, quite literally, raining men.	2
[WP] After showing your parents the pictures and videos you took on your phone to no avail, you come to an upsetting realisation: it's not that the adults don't believe, it's that, somehow, they CAN'T believe in Santa.	1
[WP] The supervillain presses the button and all landmasses on Earth are destroyed. Unfortunately, the villain's only map was a dumbass Reddit meme that didn't have Canada, Finland, or New Zealand on it.	1