/u/mortimermcmirestinks's posts
[WP] You're visiting a small town for work. Sitting in the pub one evening, you look over and see a pair of disembodied legs sitting at the bar. The bartender tells you "Oh, that's just Jeffrey, don't mind him."
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[WP] You're a tour guide. You're giving the same tour that you've given a hundred times. As you're covering a particular painting, you glance over the heads of the listening audience and see a statue winking at you.
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[WP] Everyone knows of Cthulhu, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, and the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods as terrifying, horrible beings of unimaginable scope and power. Who people don't remember is those unimaginably powerful beings that are much kinder towards humankind. This is their story.
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[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse. Cornered by a zombie, you panic and just shout "stop!". Turns out you can control and command zombies.
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What are some examples of historical kingdoms or nations that, in the face of a threat, turned to a larger and more powerful nation or empire for help that wound up subsuming them?
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[WP] Your job is simple: go from planet to planet to see if newly space-faring people are ready to join intergalactic society yet. Arriving on the planet Earth, you discover that Earth culture isn't the best you've encountered, and it isn't the worst... but it does have the most of something.
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[WP] You wake up one morning to the sound of rain. Looking outside, you realise the rain isn't water. It is, quite literally, raining men.
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Why are giraffes the only animal extant with the whole long-neck long-legs thing to the scale they have? Why aren't there other animals as tall as they are?
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