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I knew my neighbor was planning a home birth, so when the screaming and banging started I put my noise cancellation headphones on and went to sleep.

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“Hi there, how can I help you?”, I politely asked the young man and two girls standing at my room door.

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As I left my family in my hotel room I made sure to not forget the do not disturb sign.

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As usual on a Saturday morning, I felt my dog Sandy licking my ankle to slowly wake me up to take her for a walk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew my neighbor was planning a home birth, so when the screaming and banging started I put my noise cancellation headphones on and went to sleep.	495
“Hi there, how can I help you?”, I politely asked the young man and two girls standing at my room door.	165
As I left my family in my hotel room I made sure to not forget the do not disturb sign.	9
As usual on a Saturday morning, I felt my dog Sandy licking my ankle to slowly wake me up to take her for a walk.	1