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She rode his rigid cock and whispered in his ear: “Did you know a male mantis will actually continue to mate after being decapitated by the female?” NSFW

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The judge declared in a harsh voice, "If the girl is indeed innocent of witchcraft, let her recite the Lord's Prayer!"

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I have a thirteen year old, an eight year old, and a five year old.

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I felt sexy as hell when my girlfriend said she wanted a nude picture of me.

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“Oh my god I need you to come pick me up RIGHT NOW I’m about to have horrible diarrhea and there’s no bathroom!”

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When I was a kid I thought there couldn’t possibly be anything worse than getting snatched by a stranger- it was my biggest fear.

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"Please, just kill me..." tears drained from his eyes as he begged for mercy.

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“Guys wait, please just one more night, we might be rescued tomorrow!”

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I buried the body in the elementary school sandbox.

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“Uh- oh there’s a nasty looking bug on your ear- oh never mind it’s gone now.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She rode his rigid cock and whispered in his ear: “Did you know a male mantis will actually continue to mate after being decapitated by the female?” NSFW	102
The judge declared in a harsh voice, "If the girl is indeed innocent of witchcraft, let her recite the Lord's Prayer!"	102
I have a thirteen year old, an eight year old, and a five year old.	101
I felt sexy as hell when my girlfriend said she wanted a nude picture of me.	101
“Oh my god I need you to come pick me up RIGHT NOW I’m about to have horrible diarrhea and there’s no bathroom!”	96
When I was a kid I thought there couldn’t possibly be anything worse than getting snatched by a stranger- it was my biggest fear.	95
"Please, just kill me..." tears drained from his eyes as he begged for mercy.	93
“Guys wait, please just one more night, we might be rescued tomorrow!”	92
I buried the body in the elementary school sandbox.	90
“Uh- oh there’s a nasty looking bug on your ear- oh never mind it’s gone now.”	89