/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought if a zombie apocalypse ever actually happened I’d be a badass, not a coward.

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I finally got to watch my girlfriend with another man!

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None of the grownups seem to hear it so it must be only for us kids!

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The MRI machine slowed to a halt, but I wasn’t ejected from the tube.

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We had a fight right before he left, so the last thing I ever told my husband before he died was how I hated everything about him.

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I love going to confession.

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Rockabye baby on the tree top.

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While the room was empty she placed the weapon on her teachers chair.

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I moved into a new house today!

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I know, right now you don’t wanna be my girlfriend.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought if a zombie apocalypse ever actually happened I’d be a badass, not a coward.	89
I finally got to watch my girlfriend with another man!	88
None of the grownups seem to hear it so it must be only for us kids!	87
The MRI machine slowed to a halt, but I wasn’t ejected from the tube.	85
We had a fight right before he left, so the last thing I ever told my husband before he died was how I hated everything about him.	83
I love going to confession.	82
Rockabye baby on the tree top.	82
While the room was empty she placed the weapon on her teachers chair.	82
I moved into a new house today!	81
I know, right now you don’t wanna be my girlfriend.	81