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Only the loneliest people call sex chat lines, that's why it's so easy to hook a customer, reel them in, and keep them calling back no matter how badly you treat them.

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After my husband’s heart attack the doctor said he had to avoid any excitement and keep his heart rate low.

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The van pulled up and a gorgeous, nude woman leaned out the window, “hey big boy, we’re shooting a movie you wanna come inside?”

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Every night my husband begs me to fuck him.

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I just got the news my crush got drafted.

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We’re going to ask the hospital to let us keep the fetus after her abortion.

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“Honey, we need to take the money....”

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While mowing the lawn I found a bunch of cigarette butts right outside my little sister’s bedroom window...

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Damn, I wish I had a chance to see the full moon last night!

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It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Only the loneliest people call sex chat lines, that's why it's so easy to hook a customer, reel them in, and keep them calling back no matter how badly you treat them.	41
After my husband’s heart attack the doctor said he had to avoid any excitement and keep his heart rate low.	40
The van pulled up and a gorgeous, nude woman leaned out the window, “hey big boy, we’re shooting a movie you wanna come inside?”	40
Every night my husband begs me to fuck him.	40
I just got the news my crush got drafted.	40
We’re going to ask the hospital to let us keep the fetus after her abortion.	39
“Honey, we need to take the money....”	39
While mowing the lawn I found a bunch of cigarette butts right outside my little sister’s bedroom window...	39
Damn, I wish I had a chance to see the full moon last night!	38
It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.	38