/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"People think veal calves are simply more tender because they are young, but it's the combined factors of youth and restricted movement that allows for such delectable meat..."

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It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.

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“When I was a kid I used to smear Elmer’s glue all over my own hands just so I could peel it off again, so this is kinda nostalgic for me.”

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I really hate having to wear a mask whenever I go out in public.

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I’ve been captured by an all female cult, they probably haven’t seen a man in years!

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I’m gonna get a black Tesla!!!!

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The kids in my school always bullied me and told me I’d grow up to be a lunch lady.

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I didn't have trichotillomania when I was a kid, it started in my twenties....

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“Come on, Ernie we’re in this together.”

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“Mama don’t you hear that woman, she keeps saying ‘come to the basement’?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"People think veal calves are simply more tender because they are young, but it's the combined factors of youth and restricted movement that allows for such delectable meat..."	38
It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.	38
“When I was a kid I used to smear Elmer’s glue all over my own hands just so I could peel it off again, so this is kinda nostalgic for me.”	38
I really hate having to wear a mask whenever I go out in public.	37
I’ve been captured by an all female cult, they probably haven’t seen a man in years!	37
I’m gonna get a black Tesla!!!!	37
The kids in my school always bullied me and told me I’d grow up to be a lunch lady.	37
I didn't have trichotillomania when I was a kid, it started in my twenties....	37
“Come on, Ernie we’re in this together.”	37
“Mama don’t you hear that woman, she keeps saying ‘come to the basement’?”	37