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The doctor looked at my chart, and said “I’m going to insist you start taking a daily dose of D.”

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My mom seems to love making my life a living hell.

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I knew I was going to die when I fell through the ice but I wasn’t scared because I’m a Christian and I thought heaven awaits....

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I'm not going to kill you

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Every time I tagged him, he’d turn around and tag me back even though I said ‘no-tag-backs.’

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The shittiest thing about being a werewolf is the blackouts.

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“Please, I’m not ready, I don’t want to die!”

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I am but a simple shepherd, it’s not proud work but it keeps my family from hunger.

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“God do you care about me?”

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I really need to lose some weight, I better stop cooking with butter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The doctor looked at my chart, and said “I’m going to insist you start taking a daily dose of D.”	23
My mom seems to love making my life a living hell.	23
I knew I was going to die when I fell through the ice but I wasn’t scared because I’m a Christian and I thought heaven awaits....	23
I'm not going to kill you	23
Every time I tagged him, he’d turn around and tag me back even though I said ‘no-tag-backs.’	23
The shittiest thing about being a werewolf is the blackouts.	22
“Please, I’m not ready, I don’t want to die!”	22
I am but a simple shepherd, it’s not proud work but it keeps my family from hunger.	22
“God do you care about me?”	22
I really need to lose some weight, I better stop cooking with butter.	22