/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Ms Frizzle cosplay was spot on.

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My sinuses are so clogged, I can't even breath through my nose.

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Turns out my psychologist was recording our sessions, where I told all my deepest secrets.

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My neighbor is actually a deep cover spy- probably a Russian spy!!

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He sobbed, "You won't get away with this, I- I'll tell!"

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I finally worked up the courage to tell my abusive boyfriend I'm leaving.

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I keep my lights on at night.

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“Oh fuck, put it back in!”

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“You’re cock is gonna go into a frenzy when you see the slutty little thing I’m wearing.” NSFW

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My son loves sharks, he’s always wanted to learn more about them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Ms Frizzle cosplay was spot on.	1714
My sinuses are so clogged, I can't even breath through my nose.	1512
Turns out my psychologist was recording our sessions, where I told all my deepest secrets.	1474
My neighbor is actually a deep cover spy- probably a Russian spy!!	1165
He sobbed, "You won't get away with this, I- I'll tell!"	1163
I finally worked up the courage to tell my abusive boyfriend I'm leaving.	914
I keep my lights on at night.	796
“Oh fuck, put it back in!”	716
“You’re cock is gonna go into a frenzy when you see the slutty little thing I’m wearing.” NSFW	696
My son loves sharks, he’s always wanted to learn more about them.	661