/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish my baby could stay small and adorable forever.

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“Like, zoinks, what’s gotten into you, old buddy?”

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I looked through our window and saw my mom and dad without their faces on.

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“All I want is you: deep inside of me.”

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“When you’re scared, just pull the covers over your head and count to 100 and the monsters will disappear.”

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My grandma clutched her stomach and winced in pain, "Oh- oh lordy, I think there's something wrong with this tea!"

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The boy flung his tickets to the floor and pounded desperately at the door, begging to be let out of the fun-house.

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We waited 9 whole months for this meal!

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I crawled into bed and felt crumbs between the sheets.

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I hope my master will forgive me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish my baby could stay small and adorable forever.	653
“Like, zoinks, what’s gotten into you, old buddy?”	557
I looked through our window and saw my mom and dad without their faces on.	517
“All I want is you: deep inside of me.”	504
“When you’re scared, just pull the covers over your head and count to 100 and the monsters will disappear.”	482
My grandma clutched her stomach and winced in pain, "Oh- oh lordy, I think there's something wrong with this tea!"	467
The boy flung his tickets to the floor and pounded desperately at the door, begging to be let out of the fun-house.	413
We waited 9 whole months for this meal!	405
I crawled into bed and felt crumbs between the sheets.	394
I hope my master will forgive me.	374