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For her final wish, she asked me to make her the hottest girl in her school.

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They always laughed and said I was the type of person who’d die alone.

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“Fuck this,” he said, turning away from the playground in disgust, “I’m not a killer.”

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She’s blind but she’s utterly gorgeous.

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We thought it would never happen in our country.

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The shelter denied me when I tried to adopt a puppy, they called me a “sicko” and said my social media presence proved I was a danger.

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I breed black widows.

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When my mom passed away I inherited my childhood home.

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When my girlfriend asked if I’d help fulfill her dirty rape fantasy- I told her “hell yeah!”

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Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed.... But the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “suspect is attempting to resist- I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For her final wish, she asked me to make her the hottest girl in her school.	355
They always laughed and said I was the type of person who’d die alone.	325
“Fuck this,” he said, turning away from the playground in disgust, “I’m not a killer.”	324
She’s blind but she’s utterly gorgeous.	307
We thought it would never happen in our country.	300
The shelter denied me when I tried to adopt a puppy, they called me a “sicko” and said my social media presence proved I was a danger.	298
I breed black widows.	298
When my mom passed away I inherited my childhood home.	294
When my girlfriend asked if I’d help fulfill her dirty rape fantasy- I told her “hell yeah!”	274
Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed.... But the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “suspect is attempting to resist- I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”	266