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This stranger keeps insisting it’s true.

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How long should I wait before reporting my wife missing if I want to look less suspicious?

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As the slaves were captured, beaten, and forced onto the ships; they begged all the while in a language their new masters didn't care to understand.

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You know that feeling where you just know something terrible is about to happen?

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I know prepping the salads isn’t very glamorous work, but money is tight and I can’t really afford to lose hours.

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It's lonely being dead, I miss you and I miss life.

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This message could save your life!

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“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.”

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Miss Frizzle smiled at her class and assured them everything would be alright.

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I know you don’t know me, but I have a huge crush on you.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This stranger keeps insisting it’s true.	265
How long should I wait before reporting my wife missing if I want to look less suspicious?	263
As the slaves were captured, beaten, and forced onto the ships; they begged all the while in a language their new masters didn't care to understand.	262
You know that feeling where you just know something terrible is about to happen?	249
I know prepping the salads isn’t very glamorous work, but money is tight and I can’t really afford to lose hours.	234
It's lonely being dead, I miss you and I miss life.	227
This message could save your life!	227
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.”	222
Miss Frizzle smiled at her class and assured them everything would be alright.	221
I know you don’t know me, but I have a huge crush on you.	215