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I'm so excited when I slide the tip in, I get chills the exact moment of penetration.

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Her voice came from the shadows: “My pet is old now, too old to hunt but he still wants to kill.”

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He took the stage, and trembled in the spotlight, "Hey everybody, I h-hope you're ready to laugh!"

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We are the greatest nation on earth, we must not permit any of our citizens to go hungry!

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I’ve always loved playing mix and match with my toys- you know swap the heads for Barbie and G.I.-Joe to make a frankentoy.

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When my boyfriend said he wanted to leave, of course I let him go.

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Have you ever accidentally found someone you know while browsing for porn?

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A nice looking white couple is adopting me, I'm kinda nervous but before my mom passed she always used to say I should 'never judge somebody by the color of their skin'.

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As people were leaving, my professor asked me to wait, once we were alone he said, “I know you’re cheating.”

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The child shrieked in pain and alarm and yanked his bleeding stubs back of the cookie jar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm so excited when I slide the tip in, I get chills the exact moment of penetration.	161
Her voice came from the shadows: “My pet is old now, too old to hunt but he still wants to kill.”	155
He took the stage, and trembled in the spotlight, "Hey everybody, I h-hope you're ready to laugh!"	139
We are the greatest nation on earth, we must not permit any of our citizens to go hungry!	132
I’ve always loved playing mix and match with my toys- you know swap the heads for Barbie and G.I.-Joe to make a frankentoy.	131
When my boyfriend said he wanted to leave, of course I let him go.	130
Have you ever accidentally found someone you know while browsing for porn?	130
A nice looking white couple is adopting me, I'm kinda nervous but before my mom passed she always used to say I should 'never judge somebody by the color of their skin'.	129
As people were leaving, my professor asked me to wait, once we were alone he said, “I know you’re cheating.”	128
The child shrieked in pain and alarm and yanked his bleeding stubs back of the cookie jar.	125