/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I lay on the motel bed with my back to the window so I could watch the gnarled tree branch shadows dance until I fell asleep.

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They say “you can pick your friends and you can pick you nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

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I want these motherfuckers to die, but I’m not stupid enough to go shooting.

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The cold woke his senses and washed him with a rush of much needed peace as he lost himself in the serene waters.

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I hate having to share my toys with my little brother.

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Seagulls everywhere- flying overhead!

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They have a hard "no violence" rule, so I'm posting here instead.

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my wife loved the christmas parrot joke so much, I decided to buy her a parrot irl.

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We’re gonna play a game with that loser.

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"Why are you doing this?" he questioned me through puffy and bruised eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I lay on the motel bed with my back to the window so I could watch the gnarled tree branch shadows dance until I fell asleep.	4
They say “you can pick your friends and you can pick you nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”	4
I want these motherfuckers to die, but I’m not stupid enough to go shooting.	4
The cold woke his senses and washed him with a rush of much needed peace as he lost himself in the serene waters.	4
I hate having to share my toys with my little brother.	4
Seagulls everywhere- flying overhead!	4
They have a hard "no violence" rule, so I'm posting here instead.	4
my wife loved the christmas parrot joke so much, I decided to buy her a parrot irl.	4
We’re gonna play a game with that loser.	4
"Why are you doing this?" he questioned me through puffy and bruised eyes.	4