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Kids can't be trusted, that's why I chain mine up whenever I go to work.

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-Mssg sent 12:10 PM- Of all my kids, he’s the one I like least, if he killed himself I wouldn’t even care.

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Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O and on that farm he had some mink!

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You might have heard about the ranitidine recall, but you probably didn’t know the NDMA contamination was sanctioned.

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"I'm sorry sir, you can't leave the store until you've fulfilled your purchasing contract..."

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You busy tonight?

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He’s old enough to start on solid foods.

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What if the pride parades and heritage festivals were actually started by hate groups as means to identify targets and get them all in the same place at once?

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I will never forgive the police for taking my mom away from me.

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The accident damaged my spinal chord.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Kids can't be trusted, that's why I chain mine up whenever I go to work.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
-Mssg sent 12:10 PM- Of all my kids, he’s the one I like least, if he killed himself I wouldn’t even care.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O and on that farm he had some mink!	6	TwoSentenceHorror
You might have heard about the ranitidine recall, but you probably didn’t know the NDMA contamination was sanctioned.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm sorry sir, you can't leave the store until you've fulfilled your purchasing contract..."	6	TwoSentenceHorror
You busy tonight?	6	TwoSentenceHorror
He’s old enough to start on solid foods.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
What if the pride parades and heritage festivals were actually started by hate groups as means to identify targets and get them all in the same place at once?	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I will never forgive the police for taking my mom away from me.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
The accident damaged my spinal chord.	6	TwoSentenceHorror