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It's much easier when they pray.

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Like circling vultures they appeared in the sky, drawn to our dying planet the way buzzards are drawn to scent of death on the plains.

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I was so excited when I got a job at the Large Hadron Collider!

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Grandma Eve, what was it like in the garden of Eden?

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She ran from her master, strained as hard as she could against her leash- and he shambled after her.

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It’s gotten a lot easier to hack into stolen iPhones in recent years.

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My husband is going backpacking, I helped him pack.

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“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!”

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My diarrhea was so bad I groaned and said, “oh my god, just kill me now!”

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“You don’t believe me now, and you won’t until it’s too late.”

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