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“I’m sorry to burst your bubble.”

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It was the best sex I’d ever had, and I was getting really carried away.

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My dog is pregnant!

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My mom and dad still love me, in spite of what I’ve done.

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Everybody’s all pissed about those random attention whores licking ice cream tubs.

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Interracial relationships absolutely disgust me, and for a long time I thought there wasn’t anything I could do about it.

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I created them in My image: smart enough to worry and question.

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This species must never exit their star system, they reproduce far to quickly and could easily become a galactic nuisance.

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Study after study, we’ve been able to isolate misfolded proteins in the synapses of the hypothalamus of autopsied cannibals.

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People always say Thai food is super spicy.

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