/u/mylizard's posts
[WP] You, as a sort of joke, train monkeys to use typewriters and leave them in a room to do their thing. As time passes, various deities, eldritch monstrosities, and otherworldly beings start randomly approaching you, asking you how you found their private info.
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[WP] Your power is one of the most useless powers there is. However, it has several hundred weirdly specific conditions to activate, such as "can't be between 37 and 38 degrees in latitude" or "cant have a sniper rifle pointed at you". This makes it extremely useful for gathering info.
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[WP]They laughed at your power... until they noticed the "no cooldown, no energy cost" description, and realized the implications
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[WP] In a world with people who have powers that allow them to destroy entire mountains with ease or lift skyscrapers with their mind, your power is arguably the best: the ability to challenge anyone to a good old-fashioned fist fight. They can't refuse it, and no powers are allowed.
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[WP] It turns out that no other intergalactic species was dumb enough to continue improving weaponry even after having enough firepower to destroy their home planet. This gives humans a great advantage in space warfare
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[WP] You have the power to see the videogame-esque health bars of any human, indicating their vitality. Between young or elderly, sick or healthy, ally or foe, etc. the healthbars never changed, save for their contained value, until today. Today is your first time seeing a "boss" health bar.
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[WP] An alien race with extremely advanced technology invades earth hoping to acquire information and assess threats. The only problem- they seem to be on a different plane of existence. Humans can't touch them, and they can't touch humans. So humans kind of just live with them now.
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[WP] an alien rebel is caught sending some messages to earth, to the alien overlords' initial amusement, but then horror as they read the documents that were sent: the declaration that their planet is a US territory, and a statement of their refusal to pay taxes. The IRS springs into action.
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[WP] You are given the power of super vision(seeing things very far away very accurately) with only one caveat: Everyone who has used it to look at the night sky has gone insane
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