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[WP] Between mad gods, the living dead, and ancient vampire blood cults, being an archaeologist in a fantasy world has its hurdles.

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[WP] Every evil person has vanished from the face of the Earth. Most people you know are fine, but there’s somebody missing you didn’t expect.

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[WP] You’re hitting it off with somebody on tinder, and are going for your first date. You’re a little concerned when they don’t have any selfies on their profile, but it all makes sense when you arrive at the restaurant and feel an invisible hand tapping on your shoulder.

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[WP] The World's Mightiest Heroes are busy with something more important, so the fate of the Earth is in the hands of the World's Okayest Heroes.

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[WP] While demons spend their lives torturing the souls of the wicked, first contact has revealed that they're quite fond of the good ones.

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[WP] You’ve been Death since the dawn of time. Foolishly, you fell in love with a mortal and now it’s their time to go.

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[TT] You always thought the film The Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit was a work of fiction. You couldn’t be more wrong.

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[EU] It's a normal day at Black Mesa, and everything's going smoothly as you clock out. You're just about to remove your HEV suit when you hear it say "User Death Imminent."

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[WP] It's the worst day of your life when you suddenly realize you're in an episode of the Twilight Zone, and there's only 5 minutes left before it ends.

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[WP] The Vengabus is coming/And everyone is running/And if you want to live (ooh)/You cannot let it get you.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Between mad gods, the living dead, and ancient vampire blood cults, being an archaeologist in a fantasy world has its hurdles.	93
[WP] Every evil person has vanished from the face of the Earth. Most people you know are fine, but there’s somebody missing you didn’t expect.	58
[WP] You’re hitting it off with somebody on tinder, and are going for your first date. You’re a little concerned when they don’t have any selfies on their profile, but it all makes sense when you arrive at the restaurant and feel an invisible hand tapping on your shoulder.	35
[WP] The World's Mightiest Heroes are busy with something more important, so the fate of the Earth is in the hands of the World's Okayest Heroes.	30
[WP] While demons spend their lives torturing the souls of the wicked, first contact has revealed that they're quite fond of the good ones.	8
[WP] You’ve been Death since the dawn of time. Foolishly, you fell in love with a mortal and now it’s their time to go.	5
[TT] You always thought the film The Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit was a work of fiction. You couldn’t be more wrong.	3
[EU] It's a normal day at Black Mesa, and everything's going smoothly as you clock out. You're just about to remove your HEV suit when you hear it say "User Death Imminent."	3
[WP] It's the worst day of your life when you suddenly realize you're in an episode of the Twilight Zone, and there's only 5 minutes left before it ends.	2
[WP] The Vengabus is coming/And everyone is running/And if you want to live (ooh)/You cannot let it get you.	2