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[WP] Your friends laugh when you tell them you're a vampire hunter. Its your go-to answer when they ask what you do for a living. You laugh along with them, hoping they don't notice the dark circles under your eyes or the way your hands shake. You're getting tired...

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[WP] Your next door neighbor is Cthulu. He likes your flower garden.

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[WP] You can time travel, but only backwards and only by 3 seconds. However, the power is instantaneous, as quick as you can think. You're on a date.

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[WP] You are the most powerful super-being on planet Earth. You work full time at a library and have never once been interested in being a superhero.

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[WP] A great evil sweeps the land, destroying homes, raising hordes of undead, committing unspeakable atrocities. You are the great evils Public Relations Manager.

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[WP] You're an angel working as an intern in hell. One day, the demon you fetch coffee for tells you to take a summoning call and determine if the persons soul is worth bargaining for.

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[WP] When the aliens attacked, we finally learned why they kept stealing and attacking cows when they visited.

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[WP] You've just been hired as the mobs new psychologist.

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[WP] As a scribe, you've been asked by many people to help them sort and organize their collections of books. However, you've never received a request from a dragon before.

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[WP] You are an immortal. You have lived for 6000 years. You never met anyone famous or saw any ancient wonders. You somehow missed every interesting historical event. You live in a modern American suburb and someone just gave you a history book.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your friends laugh when you tell them you're a vampire hunter. Its your go-to answer when they ask what you do for a living. You laugh along with them, hoping they don't notice the dark circles under your eyes or the way your hands shake. You're getting tired...	232
[WP] Your next door neighbor is Cthulu. He likes your flower garden.	55
[WP] You can time travel, but only backwards and only by 3 seconds. However, the power is instantaneous, as quick as you can think. You're on a date.	45
[WP] You are the most powerful super-being on planet Earth. You work full time at a library and have never once been interested in being a superhero.	15
[WP] A great evil sweeps the land, destroying homes, raising hordes of undead, committing unspeakable atrocities. You are the great evils Public Relations Manager.	14
[WP] You're an angel working as an intern in hell. One day, the demon you fetch coffee for tells you to take a summoning call and determine if the persons soul is worth bargaining for.	11
[WP] When the aliens attacked, we finally learned why they kept stealing and attacking cows when they visited.	11
[WP] You've just been hired as the mobs new psychologist.	10
[WP] As a scribe, you've been asked by many people to help them sort and organize their collections of books. However, you've never received a request from a dragon before.	9
[WP] You are an immortal. You have lived for 6000 years. You never met anyone famous or saw any ancient wonders. You somehow missed every interesting historical event. You live in a modern American suburb and someone just gave you a history book.	6