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[WP] 20 tons of Nutella have been stolen. You are part of a secret task force tasked with finding it. Your partners: the M&M guys, an Oompa Loompa, and Count Chocula
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[WP] You post a picture on reddit of the stick your daughter found and is using as a magic wand. It is actually an ancient, powerful wand, and you just alerted the wizarding community to its presence.
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[WP] You hate these superhero meet and greets. You have the most embarrassing origin story and it always comes up.
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[WP] Your whole childhood your parents told you they were demon hunters keeping our world safe. Now, the FBI is claiming they are actually notorious serial killers.
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[WP] In an effort to stimulate the global economy, all wealth has been given a “decay time.” The more wealth someone has, the faster it decays. You are a “spender” for the super wealthy.
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[WP] You had a one-hit wonder 25 years ago, and have devolved to the typical path of an ex-star. However, Earth has just been invaded by aliens who came because of your song and think you are the biggest star on the planet.
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[WP] A group of toddlers are plotting how to take over the world, while not raising suspicion at daycare.
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[WP] You are a powerful magical being, and have been released for the first time in centuries. However, instead of the respect and fear you are accustomed to, everyone is just making fun of you on the internet.
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