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[WP] “You may make three wishes. Once you have, I will choose two to grant and one to forever bar you from gaining.”
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[WP] One day the most popular (and meanest) girl in the school has a complete attitude change and becomes extremely wholesome and friendly. Then you learn she is possessed by a demon. “Is”. Not “was”.
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[WP] Through complete accident (and cultural misunderstanding), you gain a nonhuman girlfriend. Your wife thinks this is hilarious.
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[WP] “For the last time: Humans are not monkeys. They’re apes. Monkeys have tails. Humans do not. If you’re going to insist on being condescending, at least try not to sound like a moron at the same time.”
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[WP] The Divine blessing of "Hero" granted by the gods is one of the worst kinds of mind control, slowly destroying the personality of the blessed individual. You are the only one who is able to look at the "Hero" and see them as a person rather than a living weapon and offer them comfort.
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