/u/nerogamermaker's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "The humans will be easy prey. What are they gonna do? I heard their most deadly weapon is a giant mushroom."
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[WP] You have seen the human do many things that would kill any other species while they only walk away with a cut or mild cough so when they get the news their "brother" died you where terrified to find them in there sleeping quarters 3 days later still crying.
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[WP] "You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-" the human engineer go's a hysterical meltdown.
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[WP] "I have seen you humans jump from planes, have your parachute fail, and still land alive with nothing more then a few broken bones and now your telling me that you're curled up in a ball and unable to move because you "stubbed your toe"?"
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[WP] Turns out oxygen is a highly addictive drug everywhere else in the universe so now humans have to explain we need it to survive and we're not just a race of oxygen heads.
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[WP] You have the ability to see other people's inner demons and this would terrify you if they weren't so GOD DAMN CUTE.
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[WP] As the other students summon things like fairy's, flame salamanders, and some even summon baby dragons you step up and summon a... wendigo.
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[WP] "And remember if you are ever attacked by a human a heavy blow to their right side will give you enough time to run however do NOT stay in line of sight. you may out run them but you won't be able to escape if they know where you are."
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[WP] You never questioned the humans capabilities in programming because all the projects they work on always work as intended but you do get sceptical when you see the talking to a yellow rubber bath toy while they work.
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