/u/njuff22's posts
[EU] Turns out the Scooby gang has unknowingly been turning actual monsters into humans, leading to a sharp decline in monster population around the world. Someone is not quite happy with this.
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[WP] "Begone you foul demon cotton eyed Joe, thy grasp on this plane faded long ago; From whence you came, there you shall go. I seal thee away, cotton eyed Joe."
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[WP] You've accidentally summoned an ancient evil. Only problem is standards of evil tend to change quite alot over a couple millennia.
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According to Wikipedia, when the British left the falklands in 1774, they left a plaque claiming the islands for George III. What happened to this plaque? Is it still up?
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[WP] Demons are physically incapable of lying. Thus, the majority of them become lawyers on earth, in an attempt at learning how to lie without lying.
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[WP] Head east for one quarter of a mile, then follow signs for do not enter. Continue on unnamed road, then, in 300 feet, turn off your headlights.
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[WP] You're a witch doctor making and selling voodoo dolls, with a twist. They're meant to be good. Someone wants to remotely pet their dog, or hug someone in need? They consult you.
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[EU] Professor oak is being investigated for the illegal handling and distribution of extinct in the wild pokemon species.
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[WP] Long after humanity has gone extinct, the entity known as Santa keeps on delivering presents to the animals that are left on every christmas night, even if they can't always undestand why he's doing it, or how.
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[WP] You've been given a key that opens, and gives you authorization, to open any door in the world. Deep in the bowels of the Vatican library you end up finding a vault door that won't open, no matter what you do. "Sorry kiddo, you went too far", a voice sounds from behind.
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