/u/njuff22's posts
[WP] You're going through your day as normal, when someone who claims to be you from the future approaches you, and begs you not to order pizza later today, before disappearing into thin air, without having explained why. Ofcourse, being curious, you do so anyways.
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[WP] H.E.L.L is an angsty teenage boyband writing about everything wrong with the world. Their father, jokingly called god, isolated them to the basement and occasionally sends down pizza.
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[WP] The first word someone says in their life materializes, creates or otherwise brings it/gives it to them, for the rest of their life. Most of the time it's nonsense. You said your first word in church. God.
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[WP] You were hired as an assassin, however, something went wrong when documents were filed, and you're now a professional as-sassin - the sassiest killer around.
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[WP] Humanity has invented a dream recorder, though we soon have to accept the fact that dreams are just illusions created by the mind. Illusions which hide something very different when seen by a machine.
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[WP] All your life, you and everyone around you have gone through a perfect routine; waking up in the same bed, eating the same food, repeating the same interactions without question. It has always been this way, and seemingly always will. One day, out of random, you get a thought. "Whatif I don't?"
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[WP] It's the apocalypse. And as everything around you is either dead or dying, you finally realize how all this started. It was that damn pizza.
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