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Being among the first people on Mars has its perks

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If you’re cold in the snow just bury yourself in it, eventually you’ll warm up

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I didn’t get a pony for my sixth birthday so I wrote letters asking for one

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How do they expect to torture me with this?

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Realising I was about to end the bloodline of the family that made my life hell, I smiled

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Baboons often carry the corpses of their young to relieve stress from their loss.

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“Roll on 2” said my daughter’s gymnastics teacher

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1972- First time flying with my rugby team

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As she took away my favourite toy, I called my mother a witch

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I’m most cases, air is a life saver

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being among the first people on Mars has its perks	7798
If you’re cold in the snow just bury yourself in it, eventually you’ll warm up	164
I didn’t get a pony for my sixth birthday so I wrote letters asking for one	88
How do they expect to torture me with this?	54
Realising I was about to end the bloodline of the family that made my life hell, I smiled	48
Baboons often carry the corpses of their young to relieve stress from their loss.	41
“Roll on 2” said my daughter’s gymnastics teacher	41
1972- First time flying with my rugby team	34
As she took away my favourite toy, I called my mother a witch	24
I’m most cases, air is a life saver	23