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"After gathering 'em, we stripped them, divided them into groups and subjected them to radiation until... they burst," the witness confessed.

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"And that is Yankee Stadium," the tour guide said.

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When he turned ninety, my toothless grandfather pulled out all his finger- and toenails with a pair of plyers.

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I did my best not to throw up at the sight of my girlfriend's bulbous, distended body, lying immobile in the garage.

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The day after the city council passed a by-law prohibiting lawn decorations, they all disappeared.

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I learned later that my mom and dad were both proudly pro-choice.

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I keep my mother's ashes in the cellar.

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Only the illuminated TV screen remained, as all else faded to nothingness.

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"He's suffering from wax buildup again," she said.

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Mother kept my hair back and father held the colander, as I puked my bloody guts out after getting home from my first solo hunting trip.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"After gathering 'em, we stripped them, divided them into groups and subjected them to radiation until... they burst," the witness confessed.	67
"And that is Yankee Stadium," the tour guide said.	64
When he turned ninety, my toothless grandfather pulled out all his finger- and toenails with a pair of plyers.	61
I did my best not to throw up at the sight of my girlfriend's bulbous, distended body, lying immobile in the garage.	61
The day after the city council passed a by-law prohibiting lawn decorations, they all disappeared.	59
I learned later that my mom and dad were both proudly pro-choice.	57
I keep my mother's ashes in the cellar.	56
Only the illuminated TV screen remained, as all else faded to nothingness.	56
"He's suffering from wax buildup again," she said.	56
Mother kept my hair back and father held the colander, as I puked my bloody guts out after getting home from my first solo hunting trip.	54