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"Maybe one of these a day, will give me an A," I said to my teacher, as I placed the apple on her desk, hours after she'd failed me on my final exam.

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Tick, tick, tick...

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The setting sun cracked against the horizon, spilling waves of molten death into the world.

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After we'd lost the championship game by 27 points, Coach made us run drills for hours.

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My bandmates and I made a decent amount of money by taking apart and selling for parts the old fan we'd picked up by the side of the road.

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Fleeing testudinal foot-soldiers and mushroomian evildoers, he yearned for the sweet escape of the pipe.

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After numerous weeks of dark travel, the cave became soft and organic, terminating in a fleshy loam and what appeared to be monstrous jaws.

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It was a filthy habit.

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As a show of solidarity, we gave marshmallows to all members of the political opposition and together roasted them over a bonfire.

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My newly-vegan sister was so upset about our dog's disappearence that she threw up all over the garage floor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Maybe one of these a day, will give me an A," I said to my teacher, as I placed the apple on her desk, hours after she'd failed me on my final exam.	47
Tick, tick, tick...	47
The setting sun cracked against the horizon, spilling waves of molten death into the world.	47
After we'd lost the championship game by 27 points, Coach made us run drills for hours.	46
My bandmates and I made a decent amount of money by taking apart and selling for parts the old fan we'd picked up by the side of the road.	44
Fleeing testudinal foot-soldiers and mushroomian evildoers, he yearned for the sweet escape of the pipe.	43
After numerous weeks of dark travel, the cave became soft and organic, terminating in a fleshy loam and what appeared to be monstrous jaws.	43
It was a filthy habit.	43
As a show of solidarity, we gave marshmallows to all members of the political opposition and together roasted them over a bonfire.	41
My newly-vegan sister was so upset about our dog's disappearence that she threw up all over the garage floor.	41