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As a show of solidarity, we gave marshmallows to all members of the political opposition and together roasted them over a bonfire.

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"The plan has proved a great success," said the Secretary General of the U.N. upon receiving word that everyone in the world had finally been vaccinated.

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"I'm afraid," the parliamentarian said, "the world has descended into absolute monarchy."

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Every day, I wake up early to tend to our little vegetable garden.

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My wife got fired for wearing bodysuits at work.

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The pale expectant mother looked forward to raising her baby after delivery.

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To customs officers, he was a corpse.

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After an entire childhood of unrelenting abuse, I finally killed my father.

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A fisherman caught his wife with another man.

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When aid mercifully reached our ancient, starving city, we opened the city gates to let the volunteers in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a show of solidarity, we gave marshmallows to all members of the political opposition and together roasted them over a bonfire.	41
"The plan has proved a great success," said the Secretary General of the U.N. upon receiving word that everyone in the world had finally been vaccinated.	40
"I'm afraid," the parliamentarian said, "the world has descended into absolute monarchy."	40
Every day, I wake up early to tend to our little vegetable garden.	38
My wife got fired for wearing bodysuits at work.	38
The pale expectant mother looked forward to raising her baby after delivery.	37
To customs officers, he was a corpse.	35
After an entire childhood of unrelenting abuse, I finally killed my father.	35
A fisherman caught his wife with another man.	34
When aid mercifully reached our ancient, starving city, we opened the city gates to let the volunteers in.	34