/u/normancrane's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The mule melted her heart.

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After considering the merits of the artists' works, the gallery owner decided to finally display them in his latest exhibit.

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The vet said my dog was being aggressive because of hormones, so I had him castrated.

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It was a beautiful summer day at the beach, cooled pleasantly by the breeze coming in off the ocean.

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"That'll be eleven pounds," he said.

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After the shipwreck, the survivors clung desperately to whatever they could find in the frigid Arctic waters.

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I was thrilled to work from home because listening to all those voices in a noisy call-centre environment was really starting to wear me down.

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"A functioning public press," the newly elected leader told the clamoring crowd, "is the sole means by which we can secure our democracy!"

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Our illegal stream keeps freezing.

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My husband sat fuming.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The mule melted her heart.	32
After considering the merits of the artists' works, the gallery owner decided to finally display them in his latest exhibit.	32
The vet said my dog was being aggressive because of hormones, so I had him castrated.	32
It was a beautiful summer day at the beach, cooled pleasantly by the breeze coming in off the ocean.	31
"That'll be eleven pounds," he said.	30
After the shipwreck, the survivors clung desperately to whatever they could find in the frigid Arctic waters.	30
I was thrilled to work from home because listening to all those voices in a noisy call-centre environment was really starting to wear me down.	30
"A functioning public press," the newly elected leader told the clamoring crowd, "is the sole means by which we can secure our democracy!"	29
Our illegal stream keeps freezing.	29
My husband sat fuming.	29