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"I do," said the beautiful bride, now trembling with nerves but still resplendent in her wedding dress.

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"I wish money did grow on trees," I say, staring at my heap of unpaid bills.

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"I love laying in bed with you," my wife whispered.

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Although born in 1981, my mom doesn't look a day past twenty-seven.

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"While I appreciate the intricacies of your legal argument, counsel, I am afraid the facts, as they are, mean you haven't a leg to stand on," the judge stated.

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I backed the car out of the driveway over my father and my mother's objections.

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The stars appeared above Los Angeles.

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Let the gravestone say: "In burial he was like born,

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After walking the standard ten paces, both men turned and drew their guns!

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After refilling his glass, he smashed the pitcher against the wall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I do," said the beautiful bride, now trembling with nerves but still resplendent in her wedding dress.	28
"I wish money did grow on trees," I say, staring at my heap of unpaid bills.	28
"I love laying in bed with you," my wife whispered.	28
Although born in 1981, my mom doesn't look a day past twenty-seven.	28
"While I appreciate the intricacies of your legal argument, counsel, I am afraid the facts, as they are, mean you haven't a leg to stand on," the judge stated.	27
I backed the car out of the driveway over my father and my mother's objections.	27
The stars appeared above Los Angeles.	26
Let the gravestone say: "In burial he was like born,	26
After walking the standard ten paces, both men turned and drew their guns!	26
After refilling his glass, he smashed the pitcher against the wall.	26