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The paint shaker machines whirred as they worked,

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The police were shocked to discover that the serial killer had dozens of fans.

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After the cops caught us with illegal drugs, we had no choice but to get rid of them.

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When I was a kid, every year at Halloween there was a guy who'd show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney-type thing called Adam's Apple Sauce.

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When I was a kid, every year at Halloween there was a guy who'd show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney called Adam's Apple Sauce.

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When I was a kid, there used to be a guy who'd randomly show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney he called Adam's Apple Sauce.

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I hang posters for a living.

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After a thoughtful pause, the metaphysicist said, "It appears to me that what you feel is mere consequence of a kidnapping."

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"What a three-legged piece of shit!" he yelled, kicking the stool.

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She sawed as I felled in the woods.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The paint shaker machines whirred as they worked,	1
The police were shocked to discover that the serial killer had dozens of fans.	1
After the cops caught us with illegal drugs, we had no choice but to get rid of them.	1
When I was a kid, every year at Halloween there was a guy who'd show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney-type thing called Adam's Apple Sauce.	1
When I was a kid, every year at Halloween there was a guy who'd show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney called Adam's Apple Sauce.	1
When I was a kid, there used to be a guy who'd randomly show up at the local farmer's market to sell a few jars of a declicious chutney he called Adam's Apple Sauce.	1
I hang posters for a living.	1
After a thoughtful pause, the metaphysicist said, "It appears to me that what you feel is mere consequence of a kidnapping."	1
"What a three-legged piece of shit!" he yelled, kicking the stool.	1
She sawed as I felled in the woods.	1