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"French fry! French fry!" the boy squealed with glee, tugging on his father's uniform sleeve.

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"Just one more alteration and your mother's wedding dress will fit you perfectly," he said, already imagining what his future son-in-law would think.

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Nobody puts Baby in a coroner.

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"Fruits on sale, vegetables ready for harvest," the advertisement read.

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As I approached the fishbowl worshipped by the savages, I realized that swimming within were not fish but tiny people inhabiting a submerged orb.

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"Not too bad, but perhaps I'll try the same in white," she said, posing.

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"I am the goddamn head of this hockey team!" the coach screamed at his stunned players in the locker room.

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I put my wife through college.

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In the office, we have a special "Employee of the Month" board to show who did the most work.

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"It's a real shame about that El Al flight going down," the foreign exchange student said to me before class.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"French fry! French fry!" the boy squealed with glee, tugging on his father's uniform sleeve.	1
"Just one more alteration and your mother's wedding dress will fit you perfectly," he said, already imagining what his future son-in-law would think.	1
Nobody puts Baby in a coroner.	1
"Fruits on sale, vegetables ready for harvest," the advertisement read.	1
As I approached the fishbowl worshipped by the savages, I realized that swimming within were not fish but tiny people inhabiting a submerged orb.	1
"Not too bad, but perhaps I'll try the same in white," she said, posing.	1
"I am the goddamn head of this hockey team!" the coach screamed at his stunned players in the locker room.	1
I put my wife through college.	1
In the office, we have a special "Employee of the Month" board to show who did the most work.	1
"It's a real shame about that El Al flight going down," the foreign exchange student said to me before class.	0