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"Not only is Hell real," the theologian exclaimed, startling the other guests in the planetarium, "but it's been right in front of us the whole time!"

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She tore open the gift box from her husband—only to recoil at the sight of the garment inside...

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"Peas, lettuce, olive," Mrs Smith heard one of her disturbingly loud next-door neighbours yell, before angrily taking out her hearing aid.

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Having lifted the massive steel beams, the crane loomed over the downtown construction site.

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It seemed a routine colonoscopy, the elderly patient's first, as the doctor worked the endoscope deeper and deeper into his colon.

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As the astronaut reached out to touch it—the edge of the universe began to crack;

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Lee sold fresh vegetables on the internet.

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The doctor advised him against cutting his own cast.

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They kissed breathlessly on the couch, her tongue exploring his

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Getting no-cost laser eye surgery at the new government clinic was a great experience!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Not only is Hell real," the theologian exclaimed, startling the other guests in the planetarium, "but it's been right in front of us the whole time!"	546
She tore open the gift box from her husband—only to recoil at the sight of the garment inside...	546
"Peas, lettuce, olive," Mrs Smith heard one of her disturbingly loud next-door neighbours yell, before angrily taking out her hearing aid.	504
Having lifted the massive steel beams, the crane loomed over the downtown construction site.	502
It seemed a routine colonoscopy, the elderly patient's first, as the doctor worked the endoscope deeper and deeper into his colon.	496
As the astronaut reached out to touch it—the edge of the universe began to crack;	434
Lee sold fresh vegetables on the internet.	429
The doctor advised him against cutting his own cast.	428
They kissed breathlessly on the couch, her tongue exploring his	406
Getting no-cost laser eye surgery at the new government clinic was a great experience!	386