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After decades spent alone in dusty archives poring over ancient texts and resolving impossible riddles, Father Ben, the Vatican's chief demonologist, had finally located the birthplace of the Antichrist.

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She enjoyed cutting class.

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"The object that hit the Earth 66 million years ago, erroneously believed to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, was not an asteroid," the scientist stated.

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"It's probably a sick hoax," mom said after examining the ransom letter we received thirteen days after dad's sudden disappearance, "as that ear could be anybody's."

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"Don't worry, the First Law of Robotics states that a robot shall not harm a human," I assured my frightened nephew.

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I like wearing thin, lightweight boxers.

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Per her wishes, I scattered my grandmother's ashes on Liberty Island.

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As the looming comet approached, I took your hand in mine, afraid but ready for the destruction of the Earth.

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"We're already inside," the caller said.

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Not much happens in our little town, so you might imagine the commotion when, last summer, police closed Grewsome's Stationary on suspicion of what rumors called "dark, inhuman acts."

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After decades spent alone in dusty archives poring over ancient texts and resolving impossible riddles, Father Ben, the Vatican's chief demonologist, had finally located the birthplace of the Antichrist.	168
She enjoyed cutting class.	162
"The object that hit the Earth 66 million years ago, erroneously believed to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, was not an asteroid," the scientist stated.	150
"It's probably a sick hoax," mom said after examining the ransom letter we received thirteen days after dad's sudden disappearance, "as that ear could be anybody's."	149
"Don't worry, the First Law of Robotics states that a robot shall not harm a human," I assured my frightened nephew.	144
I like wearing thin, lightweight boxers.	138
Per her wishes, I scattered my grandmother's ashes on Liberty Island.	137
As the looming comet approached, I took your hand in mine, afraid but ready for the destruction of the Earth.	128
"We're already inside," the caller said.	124
Not much happens in our little town, so you might imagine the commotion when, last summer, police closed Grewsome's Stationary on suspicion of what rumors called "dark, inhuman acts."	115