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"They stole billions," thundered the World Bank's chief economist, "and there's nothing we can do to prevent total economic collapse!"
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"I can't take it anymore," he wrote in the suicide note, after being subjected to years of hideous treatment by the world renowned psychotherapist.
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I've always wanted to meet and impress rich girls, which is why I went to business school and studied branding.
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[MAY21] "Mother, may I give daddy some bread today?" the little girl asked after her mom had come home from work.
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