/u/notastepfordwife's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I bought frozen feeder mice today because I can't stand throwing them into the cage alive.

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They lowered Jared into the sinkhole to locate the bottom and begin the repair.

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I watched, tears streaming down my face, as the love of my life blinked his last.

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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.

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I became terrified when she urgently said, "I'm going to have to cut out the baby."

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My father told me to be a nomad, so I became a truck driver, and female hitchhikers are the easiest pickings.

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I had been waiting for weeks to pop this huge pimple on the back of my husband's head.

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The man stared at his reflection in the mirror with sadness and said, "I don't know what she sees in you, you have no soul."

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The devil is in the details.

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I never wanted to have a child.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I bought frozen feeder mice today because I can't stand throwing them into the cage alive.	241
They lowered Jared into the sinkhole to locate the bottom and begin the repair.	170
I watched, tears streaming down my face, as the love of my life blinked his last.	121
My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.	92
I became terrified when she urgently said, "I'm going to have to cut out the baby."	91
My father told me to be a nomad, so I became a truck driver, and female hitchhikers are the easiest pickings.	72
I had been waiting for weeks to pop this huge pimple on the back of my husband's head.	33
The man stared at his reflection in the mirror with sadness and said, "I don't know what she sees in you, you have no soul."	33
The devil is in the details.	29
I never wanted to have a child.	25