/u/notastepfordwife's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Mr. Columbo, you are NOT a shabby, cigar-smoking super sleuth and this is STILL Sunnyvale Retirement Village."

1381 upvotes

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I covered my eyes and counted, one... two... three... four... five...

185 upvotes

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I fail at everything, even dying. NSFW

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With tears in her eyes, she pleaded with me, "I want to go home."

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Her husband laughed and pulled her close for another dance, even as she could hear her daughter calling for her.

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I looked over at my wife's beautiful face, and said, "Don't take too long, I'll be missing you."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mr. Columbo, you are NOT a shabby, cigar-smoking super sleuth and this is STILL Sunnyvale Retirement Village."	1381
I covered my eyes and counted, one... two... three... four... five...	185
I fail at everything, even dying. NSFW	66
With tears in her eyes, she pleaded with me, "I want to go home."	30
Her husband laughed and pulled her close for another dance, even as she could hear her daughter calling for her.	23
I looked over at my wife's beautiful face, and said, "Don't take too long, I'll be missing you."	14