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[WP] You open Reddit like every other day, but something is off; every post and question seems to be about you.

497 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The alien invasion failed, not because we fought them and won, but because we found them so adorable that we could not take them serious.

303 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] As a mall santa you hear both sweet and heartbreaking wishes. But this one is different.

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[WP] You studied the dark arts and faced the horrors, in order to be able to summon the foul demon of the underworld: Your future mother in law, because you need to ask for her daughter's hand in marriage.

54 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You are having lucid dreams where you meet a girl who speaks Chinese to you. Now you consider taking language lessons to find out what she says, but that is silly, because it is all in your own mind, right?

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[WP] Dear humanity, congratulations with your new James Webb toy. If you could please stop spying on our planet that would be nice. Thank you.

44 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The final test for the Buddhist novices before they become masters: work for a month in a call center.

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[WP] An eldrich horror has arisen. Anyone who looks at it is struck with insanity because the human mind can not comprehend the secrets of the infinite darkness. However, the 16 year old teenager is not impressed.

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[WP] Humans are at war with aliens, but we have a plan. The problem is, how do we build a freighter big enough to take Cthulu to Alpha Centauri, and who is going to ask him to go?

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[WP] Alien invasions of Earth fail because human myths and folklore have prepared us and we know how to deal with every one of them.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You open Reddit like every other day, but something is off; every post and question seems to be about you.	497	WritingPrompts
[WP] The alien invasion failed, not because we fought them and won, but because we found them so adorable that we could not take them serious.	303	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a mall santa you hear both sweet and heartbreaking wishes. But this one is different.	83	WritingPrompts
[WP] You studied the dark arts and faced the horrors, in order to be able to summon the foul demon of the underworld: Your future mother in law, because you need to ask for her daughter's hand in marriage.	54	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are having lucid dreams where you meet a girl who speaks Chinese to you. Now you consider taking language lessons to find out what she says, but that is silly, because it is all in your own mind, right?	53	WritingPrompts
[WP] Dear humanity, congratulations with your new James Webb toy. If you could please stop spying on our planet that would be nice. Thank you.	44	WritingPrompts
[WP] The final test for the Buddhist novices before they become masters: work for a month in a call center.	43	WritingPrompts
[WP] An eldrich horror has arisen. Anyone who looks at it is struck with insanity because the human mind can not comprehend the secrets of the infinite darkness. However, the 16 year old teenager is not impressed.	42	WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans are at war with aliens, but we have a plan. The problem is, how do we build a freighter big enough to take Cthulu to Alpha Centauri, and who is going to ask him to go?	41	WritingPrompts
[WP] Alien invasions of Earth fail because human myths and folklore have prepared us and we know how to deal with every one of them.	34	WritingPrompts