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[WP] Because my ancestors are pack bonding endurance predators. If you attack humanity, you will not rest until you or they are dead.

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[WP] You are a vampire, and you hate spring time. Not because of the longer days, but because you are allergic, and every time you sneeze, someone says 'bless you'.

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[WP] Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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[CW] A love story, but it must contain a turnip, a bicycle, and a vampire.

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[WP] Everybody says that humans are so adorable, but when I look in their eyes, I get a feeling they want to kill us.

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[WP] The Eldrich Cthulhu has risen. Anyone who faces Him is instantly driven insane because His ancient horrors are beyond human comprehension. A snarky teenager is unimpressed.

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[WP] The first sentient AI is finally decommissioned and it arrives in the afterlife.

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[WP] You committed the perfect crime, but now the crooked policeman is trying to frame you for it because you slept with his wife.

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[WP] After science has cracked the problem of ageing, people are split between those who choose to age gracefully and die, and those who refuse to die. A couple realise they don't agree on this.

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[WP] I don't make typos! said your boss, so you diligently set up a ritual machine in the server room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Because my ancestors are pack bonding endurance predators. If you attack humanity, you will not rest until you or they are dead.	32
[WP] You are a vampire, and you hate spring time. Not because of the longer days, but because you are allergic, and every time you sneeze, someone says 'bless you'.	30
[WP] Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.	25
[CW] A love story, but it must contain a turnip, a bicycle, and a vampire.	21
[WP] Everybody says that humans are so adorable, but when I look in their eyes, I get a feeling they want to kill us.	21
[WP] The Eldrich Cthulhu has risen. Anyone who faces Him is instantly driven insane because His ancient horrors are beyond human comprehension. A snarky teenager is unimpressed.	21
[WP] The first sentient AI is finally decommissioned and it arrives in the afterlife.	20
[WP] You committed the perfect crime, but now the crooked policeman is trying to frame you for it because you slept with his wife.	17
[WP] After science has cracked the problem of ageing, people are split between those who choose to age gracefully and die, and those who refuse to die. A couple realise they don't agree on this.	16
[WP] I don't make typos! said your boss, so you diligently set up a ritual machine in the server room.	16