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Something on the beach sliced my foot open.

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My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.

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My girlfriend is so cute when she’s angry.

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My dogs have been so much happier since I put them on a raw food diet.

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I was cursing under my breath as I got out of my car to check and see if the deer I’d just hit was still alive.

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“You were right, Father, I feel much better now,” I said with a sick grin.

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I raised the baseball bat over my head, ready to strike as a spider the size of my cat crawled down the attic stairs.

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Some people collect bones.

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My daddy thinks I’m afraid of the deer head in his study because it reminds me of Bambi.

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I accidentally cut my finger while I was chopping vegetables for dinner.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Something on the beach sliced my foot open.	2046
My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.	456
My girlfriend is so cute when she’s angry.	406
My dogs have been so much happier since I put them on a raw food diet.	237
I was cursing under my breath as I got out of my car to check and see if the deer I’d just hit was still alive.	209
“You were right, Father, I feel much better now,” I said with a sick grin.	156
I raised the baseball bat over my head, ready to strike as a spider the size of my cat crawled down the attic stairs.	93
Some people collect bones.	92
My daddy thinks I’m afraid of the deer head in his study because it reminds me of Bambi.	56
I accidentally cut my finger while I was chopping vegetables for dinner.	44