/u/orangek1tty's posts
[WP]: Turns out God was a slacker and gave "Free Will" to not have to "plan" anything. He kicked out Lucifer cause he was a control freak. When you die turns out you have a choice, between a chaotic rule free Heaven or a smoothly machine operated Hell.
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[WP]: "I'm not special at all just average," you said. The scientist scans you and replied: "You don't understand, there is no record of you in any other multiverse. All the choices you have made are the only choices available to you."
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[WP] In the future prisoners serve out sentences in their mind living years even decades in their head while in real time only a week had passed. You are the one who was wrongly accused and just finished a 2000 year long sentence.
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[WP]: Johnny can’t enter Heaven because he carries the Devil’s Golden Fiddle. He can’t enter Hell because he won immunity twice from the devil on taking his soul. Now he wanders the world looking for a challenger to win the fiddle from him.
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[WP]: You disposed of the body of your coworker, cleaned the crime scene, and have an airtight alibi. You gotten away with the perfect murder and no one knows anything and none suspect you. Not even your victim when they appeared at workplace the next day.
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[WP]: Turns out that with you being the chosen one, you are immortal until you defeat the Dark Lord. For centuries you have been just doing sidequests to live forever. But now the Dark Lord has finally cornered you to finally get some rest from this curse.
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[WP]: When you died you find out that souls are put up for auction for various religions to bid upon. When you are present on the block, a bidding war started that has not been seen in millennium and you do not know why every religion wants your soul.
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[EU]: Fraiser and Niles can not put it off any longer. They fly across the country to visit their disowned 3rd brother in Arkham: Jonothan Crane.
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[WP]: You are being Evicted from Earth said the Aliens. Rather than choose death humanity chose to leave earth. Took years but got it done. As the last ship leaves the Aliens hand the humans a mysterious box “And here is your deposit back.”
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