/u/passionsnet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Walking with my Lord on the beach, I noticed in my most difficult times there wasn’t two sets of prints.

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My daughter screamed with joy after breaking the rules and opening a Christmas present early to find an electronic teddy bear with her recently passed Mother's voice saying her name and telling little stories.

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My boyfriend says that I should stop calling myself a vegetarian.

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For a week I hid in my cabin deep in the woods while hearing scratching and banging at the doors and windows.

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As I slowly regained consciousness, I heard the nurse say 'There is a police officer here to ask you some questions about how you managed to survive what you went through'.

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I used to drive my roommate crazy by clipping my toenails in the living room.

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It’s hard not to be proud of your children when they take the initiative to do something completely creative and unexpected.

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[DEC2020] Our son addressed his letter to Satan Claus - North Pole, but we didn't see the harm considering his dyslexia.

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What's the matter...cat gotcha tongue?

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I pushed my thumb into the soft spot pretty deep and explained that when it goes that far, it means avocados are too ripe.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Walking with my Lord on the beach, I noticed in my most difficult times there wasn’t two sets of prints.	480
My daughter screamed with joy after breaking the rules and opening a Christmas present early to find an electronic teddy bear with her recently passed Mother's voice saying her name and telling little stories.	237
My boyfriend says that I should stop calling myself a vegetarian.	234
For a week I hid in my cabin deep in the woods while hearing scratching and banging at the doors and windows.	208
As I slowly regained consciousness, I heard the nurse say 'There is a police officer here to ask you some questions about how you managed to survive what you went through'.	136
I used to drive my roommate crazy by clipping my toenails in the living room.	135
It’s hard not to be proud of your children when they take the initiative to do something completely creative and unexpected.	132
[DEC2020] Our son addressed his letter to Satan Claus - North Pole, but we didn't see the harm considering his dyslexia.	89
What's the matter...cat gotcha tongue?	89
I pushed my thumb into the soft spot pretty deep and explained that when it goes that far, it means avocados are too ripe.	81