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[WP] Being the son of Pygmalion and Galatea, he finds it very challenging that he cannot be out in the daytime without turning into a statue. Each night he finds that a secret admirer is putting love letters and gifts at his feet each time he becomes stone. Someone knows the statue is alive.
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[EU] A tired and nervous Spiderman comes to the Avengers' Tower with odd groceries. "You have been gone for hours! May is worried sick! Where did you go?!" said Tony. "I was spying on the new Omega Mart, next thing I know THEY won't let me leave without buying lots of stuff," said Peter shaking.
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[EU] "Ok keep it away from bright lights, don't wet it and don't feed it after midnight...this will be easy," said Sam reading the instructions. "Oh" said Dean awkwardly in response as he already spilled beer on the Mogwai.
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[EU] "What's your conclusion, Will?" asked Crawford. Will looks to him from the twins' corpses and said "...This Scott Pilgrim believes this reality is a video game...and Ramona Flowers is manipulating him into killing her exes," Hannibal secretly smiles in amusement at that.
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[WP] You are the sibling of the king but instead of the usual boring evil sibling usurping the throne tropes...You decide to make a name for yourself by becoming an explorer to unknown places...however, your niece or nephew is desperate to go with you.
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[WP] "You need to let go of me right now," said the human man in fear. "You humans always say the same thing," said the demon laughing darkly. "No man, my landlord doesn't allow squatters and the inspection tomorrow," he said seriously. "Oh no..." said the demon nervously.
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