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[WP] Typical horror movie but the main character finds out that to survive, he and his friends has to do something embarrassing enough to ruin the tropes...
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[EU] Normally trigger happy and paranoid aren't a good combination but it is for The Baudelaire Orphans. Their new guardians are their second cousins, Dean and Sam Winchester.
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[WP] "Well hero,...do you really know why the Fairy King sent you here?" said the "evil" overlord to you as the scared king tries to get you to ignore him. "Short version, I'll return the fairy princess...if he gives my grandson back to my daughter!" he said as he shows you a changeling's skull.
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[WP] The vampire king along with other vampire elites have a meeting. "We have got to stop turning humans who have silly names..." said the vampire king in frustration. "So?" said one of the elites. "Your new assistance's legal surname is McBurney! And he was a fireman!" shouted the king.
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[WP] "What do you mean she has to do those chores? Don't make me throw this cane at you!" shouted the angry old lady. Cinderella's stepmother has to deal with the protective and stern grandma a.k.a. her mother-in-law who lives with them and it doesn't help that the old lady still owns this land.
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[WP] Humanity was surprised when space invaders quickly lead their planet the day they arrived. Aliens were shock to learn that sometimes when humans die, they become ghosts; the new type of enemies none of their high tech weapons can touch. Humanity found out about that quickly.
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[EU] "Sam, let's go to Neverland," said Peter Pan to the boy but he and Tinker Bell ends up ducking when they hears a loud bang. "Sammy get over here!" shouted Dean as he pulls his brother behind him while pointing his gun at them.
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