/u/phormix's posts
[WP] Contrary to popular belief, one does not enter the afterlife of choice solely based on the actions during life. There are exams that must be passed, and ghosts are those that haven't yet taken out are waiting on a retake of the "finals"
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[WP] "Because your munificence, if we turn off the simulation now we'll have 7.5 billion angry and confused hominids to deal with and almost no effective methods of containing them"
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[WP] While preparing the house special, the new restaurant cook accidentally adds "time" instead of "thyme". The result is unexpected and spectacular.
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[WP] The unpopular girl in school discovers she is a necromancer when she raises the most popular guy in school from the dead, just in time for Prom!
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[WP] Breakthroughs in quantum computing make transcribing a human brain into an AI possible. The next generation - living underground - sentences their ancestors to labor as AI bots repairing the hellscape we've made it the planet...
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[WP] and so he stood in his grief, looking down upon the end of his greatest and worst creation. In the end even that which had given light and life had been perverted to result in only death. As in the beginning - his words power - but now in ending, he spoke. "Let there be ... Dark".
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[WP] You are a super-hero (or maybe villain) whose is to make people unknowingly speak their "inner monologue" out loud.
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[WP] You find an old but very expensive looking ring in the trap of the sink. As you just finish shining it up, your SO walks in to see you on your knee with ring in-hand.
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[WP] Mistaking him for the new exchange student at school, you add the Facebook account of "Jesus" to your friends. A month later, you send a birthday invite to all your Facebook buddies, and guess who shows up...
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