/u/phormix's posts
[WP] A race of alien tree-like entities arrives at Earth. They are annoyed but tolerant of our logging practices and use of wood for construction, writing materials, etc. However, then they find out about "toilet paper"...
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[WP] Earth really is only several thousand years old, however it was originally created as a type of reality-TV type set by intergalactic beings.
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[WP] The ISX (Intergalactic Society of Xenomorphs) just watched an earth movie and are horrified. Not only does it break cultural taboo by showing the Queen's birthing organs, but there are several scenes involving cross-species mating between humans and underage Xeno's!
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[WP] An apocalyptic story based on Sprog's short poem here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jjrf8w/-/gaf4yj4
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[WP] Modern religions actually arose because the old deities lost a bet and had to give up most of their powers for a specific period of time.
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[WP] You are part of a shadowy cabal of families with supernatural "gifts" that secretly direct the world. You are unexpectedly called to a meeting because one of your members has been outed while interfering in politics.
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Nae laddie, 'tis not made of steel or even adamantium. This is the rarest, most impenetrable of all. I give you, Plot Armor!
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[EU] Look, we understand the physical powers like super-strength and laser-eyes etc are kinda necessary, but can you cool it on the mental stuff? What, you thought that a pair of cheap glasses and a slouch were REALLY what was hiding your secret identity, really?!
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[WP] listen kid, the so-called gods, they actually "discover" hundreds, probably thousands of so-called "chosen ones" a year. There's really nothing special about them, it's just a numbers game until one actually defeats a Dark Lord or whatever and ends up on the official books
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