/u/po40361's posts
[WP] After people die, they get to ask a question and have it truthfully answered before going to heaven/hell. You ask "what's the last digit of pi" and the system breaks, accidentally granting you admin access to the console.
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[WP] The crappier your weapon is, the more accurate you are. You’ve just been sent to the front lines of World War VIII with a slingshot as America’s last desperate attempt to win a losing battle.
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[WP] The intergalactic currency for exchange is actually chocolate chip cookies, as the conditions have to be *just* right for them to be made perfectly. And that’s the real reason why Santa has been asking them for years, to spend it all on the galaxy-wide black market during the rest of the year.
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[WP] Everyone in your family has superpowers. Your sister can is telepathic, your mom can fly and your dad is super intelligent. Today, you discover your own power: you can break the 4th wall and have just realized that you're in a Reddit Writing Prompt.
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[WP] You possess the ability to make anyone have a sudden urge for chocolate-mint flavored cookies. This, surprisingly, gets you very, very far in life.
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[WP] The world is in perfect harmony. Every good thing that happens to you will eventually be counterweighted by something equally bad and vice versa. You just won the damn lottery.
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[WP] You’ve always felt as if the world wasn’t smooth enough: every time you turned, it felt as if life ran on 15 frames per second. The doctors blamed it on your bad eyesight, but today you just saw the world render in front of your eyes after turning around too quickly.
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[WP] You’re a mixed martial arts champion that has an unbeatable record and you’ve accidentally wandered into an alien dimension. Here, humans are inferior beings, but the “superior” aliens sure as hell haven’t heard of hand to hand combat. It’s time to teach them a lesson about hand to hand combat.
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[WP] You are from a family of hyperintellgent beings that guide humanity by giving them the technology needed to the right people. Every advancement has a pre-planned discovery date. One day, you get bored and give humans something from the year 8034.
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